Let me see, you've admitted to no actual experience in combat, haven't been in a fight in decades, and you want people to believe you can take all challengers. Here's a suggestion: if you're going to play the internet warrior game, it's a far better idea to pretend you're ex-Special Forces, or a UFC fighter. Admitting the truth just makes you look that much more pathetic.

And if you need to fear some enemy, China's always a good bet. Or how about Mexicans?
Sometimes I feel like my shadow's casting me